Starbucks Sucks

That’s right ― I said it: Starbucks sucks. I don’t understand what it is that makes everybody just love Starbucks here, but I don’t see it.

While in Tokyo, I had to go to Starbucks. I paid about $3 for a small cup of orange juice and ice. There was no Vodka in the juice; nor crack, carbination, sugar, or even straw.

Unless you enjoy your pants around your ankles, I do not recommend Starbucks in any country.

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2 Comments

  1. Blair
    Posted September 15, 2006 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    In Australia I'd shudder and complain about Starbucks, but now I like it only because the only other choice is coffee in a can, or mochas that taste burnt. Please don't ruin my happiness or tell me where I like my pants :( But you're right, Starbucks sucks, yet, compared to YP it's all we have.

  2. Peppers
    Posted September 17, 2006 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    Couldn't agree with you more. Luckily the Netherlands has as of yet not been plagued with Starbuckses on every corner, but as I find here in England (finally moved by the way… I am now officially an immigrant) they are by far the worst and the most expensive coffee houses around.