The Memory Game

(Played between Joe, Rachel, Lee, myself, Simon, Blair and Sophie.)

“On my vacation, I packed in my suitcase:

My spine, tanning lotion, a neon light, a question mark, rope, a cat with the mange, bikini wax, tanning mirror, pack of Tim Tams that never runs out, Velcro, screw driver, 2 dead sticks, ALF, lots of lovely coconuts, The Lorax, a genie, spandex body suit, a car door, sweat band, Hungry Hungry Hippos, light bulb, a plumber, jar of Vegemite, genital wart cream, Papa Smurf, rubber chicken, First Wives Club on DVD, Grecian temple, a moon of Saturn, Austin Powers, Hoffa’s corpse, an eyelash, a jumping castle, gummy bear juice, a dirty magazine, foot-long dildo, a blow up doll, Vaseline, yo momma, a small collection of assorted crustaceans aka crabs, chutney, and a Lonely Planet Guide book.”

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2 Comments

  1. Blair
    Posted November 12, 2006 at 5:37 am | Permalink

    You forgot Sophia's Lonely Planet guide you swine! lol I shall ever cherish this list however.

  2. Posted November 12, 2006 at 10:48 pm | Permalink

    Noted and fixed. You may resume your cherishing.