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Twenty to Life for Farting

Andrei — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:19:19 +0000

Children seldom hold back from doing things which would otherwise make grown-ups die of embarrassment if they tried it. One of the more highest forms of embarrassment is farting in public without the benefit of being able to deny it was you — elevators and cars are traps. One kid who was not afraid to let go and break social norms was a twelve year old junior high school student who decided to start ripping out farts during class. He didn’t just let one or two go but several in an attempt to be disruptive. With it, he also could not help himself to turning off a few computers in the classroom. So following this sort of disruptive (or eruptive) behavior the school did what anyone would do in a situation with an out of control twelve year old boy, they called the Martin County Sheriff’s Office to have him arrested.

From the report, the student — whose name does not appear on the report — was arrested and charged with “disruption of a school function.” He was “continually disrupting his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers.”

If farting could land me in jail then I would be in death row by now. I can’t count how many times I’ve farted at work when no one’s around or at school while alone in a computer lab; and at home I keep the place warm and cozy throughout winter!

Farting

Andrei — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:02:30 +0000

And now, because we all love a good fart, something a little different:

Twenty to Life for Farting

カンチョー（笑）

Andrei — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 23:49:44 +0000

The word “kanchou” (written as 浣腸 with kanji characters) means “to administer an enema.” When written with katakana characters (カンチョー), it refers to a game that young children play on each other ― similar to wedgies or goosings. You clasp you hands together so that both of your index fingers are pointed out ― like a gun ― and try to insert them into someone’s anal region when they’re not looking. The general region is good enough but “bonus points” are awarded if you can get them in the shooter (the bull’s eye). There’s a gameshow devoted to this actually, where celebrities kanchou random people on the street.

I am happy to say that I’m a kanchou virgin and plan on staying that way for as long as possible. When I go to Japan, I will make sure that nobody is ever behind me!

日本に行く時、俺の後ろから誰もが必ず立てない。絶対！（´・＿・｀）

韓国のカンチョー（똥침）ゲーム

加護亜依と辻希美は藤原紀香にカンチョーされた

加護亜依は吉澤ひとみにカンチョーされた