That’s right ― I said it: Starbucks sucks. I don’t understand what it is that makes everybody just love Starbucks here, but I don’t see it.

While in Tokyo, I had to go to Starbucks. I paid about $3 for a small cup of orange juice and ice. There was no Vodka in the juice; nor crack, carbination, sugar, or even straw.

Unless you enjoy your pants around your ankles, I do not recommend Starbucks in any country.