fusion

IKEA

The instructions recommend that in cases where reading them raises a question that you hook up a one-mile extension cord to the IKEA store and hold the phone up to your ear. I don’t know how that’s supposed to solve your confusion – I mean, you can’t even dial anyone as the phone receiver is hooked directly to the building. Perhaps some of the confusion is in trying to assemble the furniture while still in the IKEA parking lot?

Visited IKEA today for the second time. Had to park in the back of the store as literally every other parking space was occupied. When leaving, I noticed that the local police had blocked off all entrances to the store and were turning around all cars that were trying to go in; the store was filled to capacity – probably beyond! Insane.